These horoscopes are geared towards anyone going back to school. Although they can be applied to anyone. Replace teacher with sister or boss or homeless guy down the street and you are as good as golden. Replace school with sushi bar and whammy everyones moons are aligned. Aries: Nobody in your school has a [...] read more »
Aries: You will eat a meal today that was once covered in Bat feces. Poo! Libra: The creepy looking dog you saw earlier is actually a rabid wolf dressed up for Halloween. Deadly! Taurus: Long lasting deodorant? More like chlorophyll! Scorpio: Stop being such a witch. Unless you are serious about the wicken ways. Much [...] read more »
